I wanted to introduce you to the latest culinary treat being passed around. There are apparently multiple people lining up to order the following delicacy:
"A bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, covered in Kansas City-style barbecue sauce and rub, and cooked to perfection before being shipped straight to your door."
You can also make the delicacy at home by obtaining 4 pounds of pork and using the following instructions:
I am sure you will have the recipe worked out by the time I get home!