Saturday, September 25, 2010

Self Protection

Dear Family -

The Middle East is a very dangerous place.  Danger lurks around every corner, behind every bush, and yes, even on top of your closet!  You never know when a marauding hoard may descend upon you.  
That is why I am glad you sent me the new NX 5000 Blade Weapon.  It is the perfect weapon of choice for home defense!  I easily sent those marauders packing back to the stone age.

Love you!

1 comment:

Erin said...

LOL! I can't believe you even knew the name of that weapon. Your mastery of Halo-ology continues to astound me.